See the thing about cleavage is; well see cleavage is…is sort of like a separate entity or “entitty.” Two pushed together tatas that are halfway smiling at onlookers live and breathe on their own. Once a female with cup size decides to let the girls out then they have eyes and a mouth and they communicate with the public.
You can be saying one thing but your cleavage says the total opposite.
I am not the biggest fan of NYC public transportation but the train isn’t all that bad during the day traveling into Manhattan. “People watching” is sort of fun and there’s always someone to laugh at begging for money or some person nodding off and waking up in between stops almost breaking their necks.
I thought [...]
They say you learn something new everyday, I’m not sure who they are but here are some things I didn’t know yesterday:
-Bill collectors are friendlier when you call them first.
-I am chemically addicted to Blistex lip medication.
-Babies really can be unattractive.
-My ability to consume massive amounts of food is not a mutant super power. [...]
“I am not a rapper!” You may have heard this phrase from some of your favorite emcees over the years. Some of them want you to view them as hustlers or criminals that just happen to magically be good at putting words together. Others just can’t rap too well and don’t want you to judge [...]
Is it me or does anyone else kind of hide when they see an old schoolmate that they were sort of cool with but not really THAT cool with?
Not to be Hollywood or anything but maybe you just trick yourself into thinking that person may not remember you so you don’t want to [...]
I know that I’m on my own planet with this one but there’s something that I’ve always wanted to do in my life even though I have never found the strength or the courage. It may not make any sense whatsoever but it has been my dream for a while to [...]
In my last entry I referred to the Inauguration as the “Inniggeration” in jest and some would even say in poor taste even though I meant no harm by it. I know that the partygoers eager to make connections, meet people and see “stars” represented only a handful of those at the actual event.
After [...]
Have you ever just wanted to shoot someone? Not to kill them but just…never mind that but I just realized the difference between having fights in elementary school where the worst possible outcomes were losing and getting in trouble compared to being an adult where hitting someone can result in jail or death. Consequences suck. [...]
THEY STOLE MY WEBSITE BUT I’M STILL HERE, HOLLA AT ME
